Conversation

Me: "Hayden continue eating your lunch, please."

Hayden: Throws handful of food to dog.

Dog: "God? Thank you for bringing this toddler in to my life. I've never been fatter."

Me: "Hayden Patrick, do not throw your food on the floor. You're being a bad boy."

Hayden: Tilts his head in a flirting fashion, puts hands so his palms are pointing to the ceiling, bats his eyes. "Ba boy, Ma Ma?"

Me: "Okay, wiseguy you know you're cute and yes...it's working."